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Don't watch. I'm going to try and write my own version of the movie, though - same character, same story, but told properly, so I've decided to be nice and not dis them too much. But seriously, yeah, don't watch. Special effects, yeah, Keira Knightly (but just barely!), yeah, but really, nothing much else (oh, and to my Camelot-loving friends - the closest they get is Stonehenge. Seriously. This is King Arthur, Roman ishtyle).
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"A beach house," he said, "doesn't even have to be on the beach. Though the best ones are. We all like to congregate," he went on, "at boundary conditions". "Really?" said Arthur. "Where land meets water. Where earth meets air. Where body meets mind. Where space meets time. We like to be on one side, and look at the other."